A lightweight elixir to steady the complexion, brighten both skin and outlook, and guard against mischief.
A fortifying blend of jojoba, lavender, frankincense, grapefruit, tea tree, and sandalwood—crafted to balance oil, calm redness, and leave your face with the quiet confidence of a man clearly up to something.
FIRST BATCH RESERVATIONS
Reserve a Bottle
The inaugural batch of Balancing Ritual Oil is presently awaiting the blessing of several officials and at least one rubber stamp.
Reserve your bottle now and it shall be dispatched immediately upon approval.
Expected dispatch: August 2026.
Fully refundable until shipment, should reason prevail over enthusiasm.
USAGE
Apply 3-4 drops to clean, slightly damp skin morning and evening. Gently press and massage into face. Avoid duels at dawn.
INGREDIENTS
Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Lavandula Angustifolia (Lavender) Oil, Boswellia Carterii (Frankincense) Oil, Citrus Paradisi (Grapefruit) Peel Oil, Melaleuca Alternifolia (Tea Tree) Leaf Oil, Santalum Album (Sandalwood) Oil.
